Monday, August 25, 2008

Prediction: Cost Of Beer Rises To Triple Digits At Scotiabank Place


I always enjoy doing these predictions at the start of a season and this time, I collared a couple of intense and hardcore Senators fans who don't handle losing very well. My pal Andrew is the eternal optimist while Ben, my brother, fears disaster at every turn but keeps coming back for more punishment.

Here goes...

Ottawa Senators Predictions 2008-09

Leading Scorer:

Jeremy - Spezza
Ben - Spezza
Andrew - Spezza

Leading Goal Scorer:

Jeremy - Heatley
Ben - Heatley
Andrew - Heatley

Assist Leader:

Jeremy - Spezza
Ben - Spezza
Andrew - Spezza

Top Scoring Defenseman:

Jeremy - Meszaros
Ben - Meszaros
Andrew - Meszaros (Brian Lee if Mesz goes AWOL)

Penalty Minutes Leader:

Jeremy - Neil
Ben - Ruutu
Andrew - Ruutu

Who's Number One - Gerber or Auld?

Jeremy - Auld (please God, let it be Auld...)
Ben - Neither?? Auld I guess...
Andrew - Gerbs

Best Free Agent Signing – Jason Smith, Jarkko Ruutu, Alex Auld or Brendan Bell?

Jeremy - Ruutu
Ben - Ruutu
Andrew - Smith

Most Likely To Get Injured:

Jeremy - Smith
Ben - Fisher
Andrew - Fisher

Most Likely To Get Traded:

Jeremy - Ilya Zubov or Alex Nikulin
Ben - Vermette
Andrew - McAmmond

Who's Next In Line To Be Captain? (after Alfie retires, of course):

Jeremy - Phillips
Ben - Fisher
Andrew - Phillips

Christoph Schubert - Forward or Defenseman?

Jeremy - Forward
Ben - Forward
Andrew - Defense

Craig Hartsburg - Good Hire?

Jeremy - A lukewarm yes
Ben - Yes
Andrew - Absolutely


NHL Predictions 2008-09

Stanley Cup Winner:

Jeremy - San Jose Sharks
Ben - Dallas Stars
Andrew - Ottawa Senators

Stanley Cup Finalist:

Jeremy - Montreal Canadiens
Ben - Philadelphia Flyers
Andrew - San Jose Sharks

Conn Smythe Trophy:

Jeremy - Patrick Marleau - Sharks
Ben - Marty Turco - Stars
Andrew - Alfie - Sens

Art Ross Trophy:

Jeremy - Evgeni Malkin - Penguins
Ben - Ovechkin - Capitals
Andrew - Ovechkin - Capitals

Hart Trophy:

Jeremy - Evgeni Malkin - Penguins
Ben - Ovechkin - Capitals
Andrew - Ovechkin - Capitals

Rocket Richard Trophy:

Jeremy - Ovechkin - Capitals
Ben - Ovechkin - Capitals
Andrew - Ovechkin - Capitals

Vezina Trophy:

Jeremy - Carey Price - Canadiens
Ben - Martin Brodeur - Devils
Andrew - Pascal LeClaire - Blue Jackets

Norris Trophy:

Jeremy - Mike Green - Capitals
Ben - Zdeno Chara - Bruins
Andrew - Zdeno Chara - Bruins

Calder Trophy:

Jeremy - Kyle Turris - Coyotes
Ben - Steve Stamkos - Lightning
Andrew - Brian Lee - Senators

Selke Trophy:

Jeremy - Samuel Pahlsson - Ducks
Ben - Alfie - Senators
Andrew - Alfie - Senators

First Coach To Be Fired:

Jeremy - Michel Therrien - Penguins
Ben - Randy Carlyle - Ducks
Andrew - Alain Vigneault - Canucks

First Out-of-Work Coach To Be Hired:

Jeremy - John Tortorella
Ben - Pat Quinn
Andrew - Torts

Worst Free-Agent Flop:

Jeremy - RJ Umberger - Blue Jackets
Ben - Jeff Finger - Leafs
Andrew - Jose Theodore - Capitals

Best Free-Agent Performance:

Jeremy - Brian Rolston - Devils
Ben - Marian Hossa - Red Wings
Andrew - Marian Hossa - Red Wings

1 comment:

G said...

because i'm an egomaniac i feel compelled to compile my own list of predicktions(sp?) so here we go..... I'll skip your first 3 as i'm in agreement with you on all 3, so now on to the rest: TSD - Lee
PML - Neil
1goalie - Auld by the end of the year
best free agent - auld
ML injured - Mcammond
ML traded - Neil
Next Captain - Fisher
Schubert - Forward
Hartsburg - Bad hire (Sens play in the nhl not junior)
Stanley cup Winner - Detroit
Stanley finalist - Washington
Conn Smythe - Lidstrom
Art Ross - Ovechkin
Hart - Ovechkin
Richard - Ovechkin
Vezina - turco
Norris - Lidstrom
Calder - Stamkos
Selke - Steve Ott
Coach to be fired - Gordon
Coach to be hired - Nolan
worst free agent - Whomever edmonton signed
Best free agent - Jagr, russian league.